Winning team

Just finished listening to my football team, the West Coast Eagles, win in another nail biting finish, that's four games where they have come from behind, and well behind to snatch victory. I can't bear to watch the TV, I just have to listen to the radio broardcast. Tonights game was against the team who beat them in last years grand final.

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One of my friends sent me this

Computer Technology for Country Folk.

LOG ON Making a wood stove hotter

LOG OFF Don't add any more wood

MONITOR Keeping an eye on the wood stove

DOWNLOAD Getting firewood off the truck

MEGA HERTZ When your not careful getting the firewood

FLOPPY DISC What you get from trying to carry too much firewood

RAM What you do to get wood into a tight place

HARD DRIVE Getting home in the wintertime

PROMPT What the mail isn't in the wintertime

WINDOWS What you shut when it's too cold outside

SCREEN What to shut when it's mozzie season

BYTE What them mozzies do

CHIP Munchies for the TV

MICRO CHIP What's in the bottom of the munchies bag

MODEM What you did to the paddocks

DOT MATRIX Old Dan Matrix'x wife

LAP TOP Where the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD Where you hang your keys

SOFTWARE Them dam plastic knives and forks

MOUSE What eats the grain in the shed

MOUSE PAD Hippie talk for rat the hole

MAINFRAME What holds up the shed roof

PORT Fancy flatlander wine

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY
When your husband gets the credit card bill and you can't remember what you purchased

Hope it made you smile.

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it